Holly Madison has ended her relationship with Criss Angel. I think it had something to do with, you know, her being Holly Madison and him being Criss Angel.

“All she’s doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of,” said an insider. “She’s still heartbroken and regretful about how things went down with Hef.

“Then she ran into the arms of Criss Angel,” the source told Us. “But then it’s like, ‘This is not everything I thought it would be.’”

It wasn’t everything she thought it would be? What did she think it would be? He’s a magician, for chrissakes. Enough fucking said. That’s like dating a homeless person and being like: “Oh wait, so you really do sleep outside on the ground? And eat things out of the trash? Huh. No, no, that’s cool… Oh boy, look at the time! I have really got to get going.”

Cameron Diaz has fired back against claims that she helped to break-up Criss Angel’s secret marriage.

Cammy’s rep said, “When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year and she had already filed a petition to divorce him in 2006. Cameron and Criss went on only four dates over a month ago and have no current relationship.”

“These are meaningless, attention-seeking attempts to unfairly and unnecessarily exploit Cameron’s celebrity by trying to involve her in matters she has nothing to do with.”

Criss Angel’s wife blamed mental cruelty and abandonment as the reason for their divorce. She also blamed his affair with Cameron Diaz.

You tell them Cameron! You’re no homewrecker! Irritating pizza-face yes, but not a homewrecker.

Maybe Cameron will learn not to date people just separated – you never really know where you are and where the married couple thinks they are.

This one is bizarre. Supposedly Cameron Diaz went out with magician Criss Angel last night in Vegas. They had dinner at the Bellagio’s Prime Steakhouse and then caught a performance of Cirque du Soleil’s LOVE. A witness tells People: “They were hugging each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy.” Obviously the two met at the VH1 Rock honors on Saturday and afterwards Cameron extended her stay from Sunday to Tuesday. Have to say, Criss doesn’t in fact seem like Cameron’s type but maybe she’s just having fun. Regrettably for her, what happens in Vegas in fact doesn’t stay in Vegas!