Charlize Theron hates The Hills. She said as much Monday night at a screening of the film Battle in Seattle (directed by her husband Stuart Townsend). Theron told MTV News:

“I realized that this fucking show is huge. Now I’m going to ask you a question: Why? Why is it so big? It’s about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that Reindeer Games was a piece of shit. That’s totally fine. But The Hills is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that’s real, but I don’t get it! [Pause.] I am a nana. I’ll just take it. I am a nana. Maybe I need to watch the shows some more.”

Charlize Theron: Smoking hot and hates The Hills. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but I have an erection. Don’t panic; it’s more scared of you than you are of it.

Charlize Theron brought her gorgeous face out for the Movies Rock event at the Kodak Theatre yesterday night. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen new photos of her… almost certainly because she hates us!

Charlize recently said:

“I don’t like celebrity. I don’t like this whole culture that we’re living in now, and I don’t like this casual attitude that if you decide to be an actor then your life is up for grabs.

“It’s just not nice to go and get your groceries and have seven cars following you. I think I am becoming a little bit more closed off because of it.”

Esquire Magazine has named Charlize Theron its sexiest woman alive. The magazine has been slowly hinting for the past 6-months on which their cover girl might be.

Past sexiest women alive have included Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson. I’ve never been a big fan of Angelina, but can admit at one point in her life she was sexy as hell… I think she’s lost some of that recently…

I am completely ok with this decision. I think Charlize is an incredible NATURAL beauty. Very sexy and classy! Excellent choice.

While most celebrities take their bikinis to the beach, Charlize Theron took her bikini to the rain forests of Belize. So, that’s different.

Here’s Charlize Theron and some other dude. I think it’s her boyfriend. He must have a great personality.

Surprisingly, Charlize Theron in a bikini isn’t working for me!

Here’s Charlize Theron being a hot bitch at the Dior show yesterday

She’s mostly so hot, because she looks stoned in each picture. We all know that bitch loves to smoke the aromatic plant.

Why would someone as naturally beautiful as Charlize Theron make herself up to look like the bride of Frankenstein? Did she do this to impress the high-fashion old farts?

Penelope, Charlize, Anna and Kylie were just a few of the lovely ladies who came out for the Christian Dior Cruise Collection 2008 show in NYC last night. Are those two ladies in the middle picture having a challenge to see who can look the most emaciated?