Jessica Alba debuts little Honor Marie Warren in this week’s issue of OK! and opens up (ha ha) about the whole birthing process:

“I didn’t scream,” Jessica tells OK! “It was really Zen. The labor was more like meditation. I did yoga breathing. I was focused.”

And Cash could only marvel at his wife’s quiet strength when she gave birth. “She didn’t make a sound,” he says. “It was amazing.”

Damn this chick is hardcore. I could never give birth naturally without making a sound. And not just because I don’t have a uterus. I’m afraid of pain. I get an epidural every time I go to the dentist’s office. You can’t be too careful.

Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine. We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, Alba’s divorce party etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. Two-month-old Honor, we’re told, is just “adorable” and the pictures, taken this week, are “so cute.”

Here’s Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Bloomingdales in Century City:

Jessica has named her daughter Honor Marie Warren. She reportedly told friends that it’s an “honor having Cash Warren’s baby,” and that means: “It’s an honor to have trapped this set assistant who cheats on me all the time and is a leech on my bank account with a baby. I’ve hit the jackpot, ladies! Eat your hearts out!” I was thinking she might name her spawn Cheater…because that’s what daddy is… Poor child to have to be dishonored with a name like that. What’s wrong with these people?

Jessica Alba became a first-time mother this weekend. With fiance Cash Warren standing by, Jessica gave birth to a baby girl at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday. Her rep had no comment.

No name or other deets available yet.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

According to People, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got married yesterday.

Her rep Brad Cafarelli confirms the couple quietly wed Monday.

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says.

Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.

Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.

Congrats! They are expecting their first child together, a daughter, this summer.

Knocked up Jessica Alba has been wearing a diamond engagement ring recently. Possibly Cash Warren has decided to make her an honest woman. You know for someone who’s expecting a bundle of joy homegirl is extremely crabby. I love it when she covers her face like all the time. People.com says:

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba was spotted over the Christmas holiday with a rock on her left ring finger – and the rumors are true: She and boyfriend Cash Warren are engaged, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.
“I can confirm that they are engaged,” says publicist Brad Cafarelli.

He needs to marry her to get spousal and child support when she gets fat and crabbier and they divorce. He’s called “Cash” for a reason. So who’s gonna pay for the wedding?

Let’s just pretend we didn’t see Jessica without makeup and move on. Jessica Alba is super sleepy in Toronto with her boyfriend Cash Warren. Alba has been in Canada working on her new movie The Love Guru.

Jessica still looks cute without her hair and makeup done… she just needs some caffeine.

Remember when Jessica Alba broke up with her boyfriend Cash Warren a few weeks ago? Well here’s the two of them walking on the beach in Pacific Palisades yesterday. In fact, they looked like a picture perfect couple as they enjoyed their long walk on the beach with their arms around each other. We had a feeling there was a chance these two would work it out but something still feels a bit off between them and more importantly, when did Alba start smoking? I see a box of Marlboros and don’t remember Alba ever being a smoker. Did stress from their separation lead her to the bad habit? If so then let’s hope they work it out and get healthy together.