Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Alves wasted no time in whoring out exclusive first pics of their spawn, Levi to OK! for an astounding $3 million! This shit is big business! Time to make holes in the condom! OK! Magazine beat out People for the first photos of Wrangler Jeans or whatever the hell that baby’s name is.

OK! will coughed up 3 million clams for the deal which also includes baby’s first Christmas. He’s not even a week old.

I have absolutely no idea what “Fools Gold” is, I’ve never heard of it and I’m skeptical that it’s even a real movie, but it had a premiere last night, and it featured Matthew McConaughey and his pregnant girlfriend Camilla Alves. I love, love, love Camilla Alves and she’s my new favorite gold digger. Love is just another four-letter word in Hollywood. Sorry.

Camilla is gorgeous and she was smart to get knocked up so quickly. For a girl that is supposed to be a sweet little nobody, she certainly knows how to pose on the red carpet. She’s mining Matthew’s career, not his pocketbook. Bitch is like, I’ll live in a trailer for a year but he’ll buy me a house when baby comes and then I’ll buy a house in Beverly Hills when the divorce papers come.