Bald is beautiful, just not on Cameron Diaz. It accentuates the fug in her face! The fake shaved head is for a movie called “My Sister’s Keeper.” Cameron wore a bald cap. Come on, Cammy!!! Don’t you want that Oscar? Shave it!

This is the same movie that Dakota Fanning was supposed to do, but she pulled out after learning she had to shave her head. The girl that took over for Dakota shaved off all her locks for the role.

Here’s more of fake bald Cammy with Abigail Breslin on the set in Santa Monica.

Emilio Diaz, 58, recently developed the flu which then turned into pneumonia. He was a second generation Cuban-American who worked an oil company. He had a bit part in his daughter’s movie “There’s Something About Mary.”

There’s nothing funny about someone’s dad dying. Unless that someone’s dad was a circus midget. Midgets are always funny. Put them in the circus and BAM. Instant Comedy Gold.

Here’s the Cameron Diaz photoshoot from the May 2008 issue of GQ UK. I will go straight to the point by saying that Cameron Diaz is a butterface so thank God the photographer was smart enough to have Cameron angle her face away from the camera in most shots. And the use of Photoshop has pretty much removed any trace the real Cameron Diaz, and has left us with some hot pictures of a woman with a killer body.

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Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston were recently reported to be toghether. They dated during production of “He’s Just Not That Into You.” Well looks like Bradley is getting busy with the super-popular Cameron Diaz. E! News Online’s Kristin Dos Santos wrote that a friend of Diaz and Cooper discovered that the two have been seeing each other for the past weeks.

Isn’t all this a little confusing?

Is Cameron Diaz making sweet music with another soccer-mom-approved rocker? The actress was spotted hanging out with John Mayer on Wednesday (Aug 15) night in New York City, reports Us Weekly.

“They went out to several places … It was the two of them, getting to know each other, out on the town,” a source tells the mag.

It seems Mayer hasn’t had a lot of time to discover if Diaz’s body is a wonderland.

“This was technically not their first time hanging out…they’ve hung out together with friends before,” adds the source. “But this was the first time together like this. It’s new and developing…but they really like each other and it went well.”

As worrying as the combination may be, it warms our heart that yesterday’s rumours of a fledging romance between the wuss rocker and our current girl-crush, Mandy Moore, have been quashed.

Cameron Diaz has fired back against claims that she helped to break-up Criss Angel’s secret marriage.

Cammy’s rep said, “When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year and she had already filed a petition to divorce him in 2006. Cameron and Criss went on only four dates over a month ago and have no current relationship.”

“These are meaningless, attention-seeking attempts to unfairly and unnecessarily exploit Cameron’s celebrity by trying to involve her in matters she has nothing to do with.”

Criss Angel’s wife blamed mental cruelty and abandonment as the reason for their divorce. She also blamed his affair with Cameron Diaz.

You tell them Cameron! You’re no homewrecker! Irritating pizza-face yes, but not a homewrecker.

Maybe Cameron will learn not to date people just separated – you never really know where you are and where the married couple thinks they are.

These photos of Cameron Diaz surfing were taken a few weeks ago while she in Waikiki, Hawaii. She has a pretty decent body for a 34-year-old. Wait, 34 aren’t that old. I guess she’d have an attractive decent body if she were 90. But she’s not 90. So she’s got the 34-year-old body of a 34-year-old. Congratulations!

This one is bizarre. Supposedly Cameron Diaz went out with magician Criss Angel last night in Vegas. They had dinner at the Bellagio’s Prime Steakhouse and then caught a performance of Cirque du Soleil’s LOVE. A witness tells People: “They were hugging each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy.” Obviously the two met at the VH1 Rock honors on Saturday and afterwards Cameron extended her stay from Sunday to Tuesday. Have to say, Criss doesn’t in fact seem like Cameron’s type but maybe she’s just having fun. Regrettably for her, what happens in Vegas in fact doesn’t stay in Vegas!

Forget the stars of the movie, the princess and the ogre, Fiona and Shrek. Most cameras were focused on another couple at the world premiere of “Shrek the Third”: the movie actress and the pop star, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake.

The longtime couple split late last year, and even if there has been a story of at least one brief Hollywood encounter, the Sunday-morning “Shrek” screening marked the first chief media event at which they’ve been photographed first time together since the breakup.

Diaz, who voices Fiona, arrived first, making her way down the green carpet in a bright-salmon Chanel dress, staying close to costar Mike Myers. Timberlake, who plays would-be king Arthur, walked the press gauntlet just steps behind Diaz, though the two didn’t appear to make eye contact during interviews. But, later, at the cast photo, they were more than cordial, greeting each other with big smiles and sharing a hug and a kiss.

Though the film is one of the summer’s most anticipated, the “Shrek” players were thrown a lot of questions Sunday about a couple of other hot entertainment topics. Many reporters attempted, and failed, to get reactions to Friday’s sentencing of celebutante Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating her probation on an alcohol-related reckless-driving charge.

“I think it’s sad,” CNN interviewer Larry King told AP Television. “But there’s no excuse for drunk driving. None. You can’t give me one good reason to drunk drive. Inexcusable,” King continued. “Saturday Night Live” alum Cheri Oteri, the voice of Sleeping Beauty in “Shrek” managed to bind some of the movies fairy tale themes to Hilton and her troubles. “You can be a princess in the positive sense of the word” she said. “Just don’t keep going out to clubs all night. Stay home once in a while. Learn to cook. Read some books. Take a class.”