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Bald is beautiful, just not on Cameron Diaz. It accentuates the fug in her face! The fake shaved head is for a movie called “My Sister’s Keeper.” Cameron wore a bald cap. Come on, Cammy!!! Don’t you want that Oscar? Shave it!

This is the same movie that Dakota Fanning was supposed to do, but she pulled out after learning she had to shave her head. The girl that took over for Dakota shaved off all her locks for the role.

Here’s more of fake bald Cammy with Abigail Breslin on the set in Santa Monica.

Emilio Diaz, 58, recently developed the flu which then turned into pneumonia. He was a second generation Cuban-American who worked an oil company. He had a bit part in his daughter’s movie “There’s Something About Mary.”

There’s nothing funny about someone’s dad dying. Unless that someone’s dad was a circus midget. Midgets are always funny. Put them in the circus and BAM. Instant Comedy Gold.

Here’s the Cameron Diaz photoshoot from the May 2008 issue of GQ UK. I will go straight to the point by saying that Cameron Diaz is a butterface so thank God the photographer was smart enough to have Cameron angle her face away from the camera in most shots. And the use of Photoshop has pretty much removed any trace the real Cameron Diaz, and has left us with some hot pictures of a woman with a killer body.