Jan 18, 2008 in Bruce Willis | 0 Comments
Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone went on Letterman last night and they all jumped on their motorcycles and rode off into the moonlight. In fact, I just think they just sat there on their bikes a little bit and road to the corner. They didn’t get their mommy’s permission to go past the block. It’s all fun in games until one of their Viagra pills kicks in and leaves with them with a spooge mess all over the seat. Seriously, motorcycle engines know how to massage the prostate the right way.
Dec 1, 2007 in Bruce Willis, Rumer Willis | 0 Comments
Bruce Potatohead Willis and his progeny, Rumer Egghead Willis, are such good “friends” that they go partying together!
Bruce needs to stay home, sip on a cup of chamomile and fall asleep to reruns of Matlock. He’s getting too old for that crap.
Here’s Bruce Potatohead Willis with Rumer Egghead Willis at the opening of Goa nightclub in Hollywood on Thursday night.
Aug 10, 2007 in Bruce Willis | 0 Comments
Bruce Willis was photographed with a “mystery woman” earlier this week on a yacht in Sardinia, and apparently it was Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Page Six says, “the 36-year-old brunette is definitely his girlfriend”.
Apparently, she was a schoolteacher before becoming a Playboy model. Try to imagine concentrating your work with that standing up at the front of your classroom. She must have taught at the School for the Blind and Extremely Gay.
