Bruce Willis and his latest 32-year-old wife/model Emma Heming did a photo shoot for W magazine to celebrate their marriage. Set in the Honeymoon Hotel, the theme was bondage and some toplessness.

This shoot needed less of them looking constipated and confused and more of Bruce showing the goods. Emma’s titty sacks make an appearance twice, but Bruce doesn’t even flash a little of his Willis wang. Not even the tip.

Apparently tired of years of banging young Hollywood ass, Bruce Willis, 54, married his model/actress girlfriend, Emma Heming, 32, on Saturday at his Turks and Caicos islands estate. E! Online reports:

Guests at the Caribbean wedding included Willis’ ex-wife, Demi Moore, and her husband, Ashton Kutcher. The Live Free or Die Hard actor, 54, and the 32-year-old British model met through friends and began dating last year. Willis’ publicist tells E! that the couple will have a civil ceremony when they return to California. Bruce and Demi were married for 13 years before splitting in 2000. Their three daughters, Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah, 15, also attended the wedding.

In honor of this blessed event, I pulled some random modeling and bikini pictures of her, so you can kind of see her tits. I’m quite the fancy gentleman.

Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone went on Letterman last night and they all jumped on their motorcycles and rode off into the moonlight. In fact, I just think they just sat there on their bikes a little bit and road to the corner. They didn’t get their mommy’s permission to go past the block. It’s all fun in games until one of their Viagra pills kicks in and leaves with them with a spooge mess all over the seat. Seriously, motorcycle engines know how to massage the prostate the right way.