Charlie Sheen announced yesterday that wife Brooke Mueller is pregnant with twins. That’s really great. Just really, really great. Somebody should probably go keep an eye on Denise Richards is all I’m saying. Yeah… No I’m totally serious. She’s going to wash broken glass down with Clorox when she hears about this. According to Us Weekly:

Charlie Sheen and his wife are expecting twin boys. In June, the pair joked that they were hoping for triplets. “Could you imagine if I really had triplets? He’d be like, ‘Whoa!’” Mueller told Extra.

For the record, this may be the first time the words “Charlie Sheen” and “twins” have been used in the same sentence without the words “anal” and “dressed as cheerleaders.”

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are expecting their first baby together – and you can bet Denise Richards isn’t going to like it. Rush and Molloy say:

Her ex Charlie Sheen is expecting a baby with new wife Brooke Mueller. “They are so happy and excited,” a spy [says]. “They are in love, and this news makes things even better.”

Denise once said that Charlie had “prostitute tranny infested sperm.” Does this mean Brooke is going to pop out a tranny prostitot?! Pray for tranny prostitot because Denise is going to makes its life a living hell.

And I can’t wait for Denise’s response. I hope she fucking claims the baby really belongs to her and Brooke stole her fetus! I wouldn’t put it past her.

Charlie will marry Brooke tonight and…..they might be expecting a baby. Hell yes! Call girl robot aka Denise Richards better be putting on a hot leather catsuit, ready to pounce on that wedding and destroy all in her path.

A source told Rush & Molly that Denise knows the wedding is tonight, because her girls are in. She hasn’t been told the exact location, “Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew.” A bitch can dream! Denise better crash this shit if she knows what’s good for her and her boring ass reality show. She needs a major season finale cliffhanger!