Category: Beyonce

Beyonce Is A Maniac »

Straight up: the freshly released live concert DVD The Beyonce Experience is the most entertaining filmed concert I’ve ever witnessed in my life. Actually, it may be the most entertaining concert I’ve ever seen, period. For two hours Beyonce spazzes out on stage with not nearly the amount of self-awareness that would make it arguably reasonable. She is a maniac. After watching her breathless display, my mind has changed completely. She’s not just a diva; she’s a superhero!

Beyonce Is A Little Mermaid »

Beyonce Is A Little Mermaid

Beyonce wore an very tight green mermaid dress to the Kodak Theatre for Movies Rock on Sunday evening. Hm… that dress looks like a shameful version of what Rihanna wore to the World Music Awards last month. Poor Beyonce, she’s posing like that, because she can’t breathe.

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The Beyonce cell phone?! »

The Beyonce cell phone?!

Samsung unveiled the new, limited edition “B’Phone” today. In essence, the thing is a piece of junk! Her weave glue is almost certainly worth more than that cheap ass phone. The phone does come with a song she recorded when she was a little girl.

Beyonce told Billboard, “When I was 10, I recorded a song called ‘632-5792′ — a phone number. It’s a little embarrassing but it’s cute. There’s a recording of that song on the phone exclusively for my fans. I wanted to make sure people got a feel for who I really am. It’s only through this phone that you can get this close to my life.”

Bitch just wants to get paid! Let’s be real!

I have never purchased any product that bears a celebrity’s name, and I never will. I wouldn’t be caught dead with one. If they want to develop a perfume or product, fine, but name it something else. This is the height of conceit and egomania.

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