Oh look you guys, it’s Bar Refaeli in GQ Italia, wearing some shorts she apparently stole from a nine-year-old dwarf. I’m pretty sure you can actually see her cervix. She looks pretty pissed about it, too.

Apparently, today is get supermodels naked and photograph them day which is totally fine by me. Who am I to tell photographers how to make a living? The latest supermodel to be stripped of her clothes is Bar Refaeli who’s featured on the cover of Esquire adorned with text from Stephen King’s new story “Morality.”

The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is out and this year’s cover girl is Bar Refaeli. I have no complaints with this choice, other than I hate Leonardo Dicaprio being able to have his way with her. Well guess what Leo?! Now more than 65 million men will be able to as well. Not on a personal level but the next best thing.