Here’s Audrina Patridge in the latest Maxim Magazine. I do have to say that along with the usual “sensuously eating fruit pose” and the obligatory bikini and bra shots, I’m a little confused by what Maxim is hinting at with the “hose between the legs” bit. Isn’t that usually reserved for men? Are they hinting at female ejaculation, perhaps? The benefits of douching? I don’t really know. I’m going to go outside and reenact this scene, and try to get some feedback from the neighbors. Cheerio!

PETA’s newest campaign features The Hills star, Audrina Patridge. At least, I think it’s Audrina Patridge. There’s been so much retouching on the photo that I can’t tell. You can’t even identify her by her awesomely fake rack.

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her sister with the questionable chest tattoo … You see, these Audrina Patridge bikini pictures come with plenty of side boob action, which, given the size of Audrina’s ever-enlarging bust line, you’d think we’d get to see more often.