About a week or so ago Aubrey O’Day was bitching about some topless pictures from her peepshow performance that were leaked on the interweb, saying she wasn’t happy about it and all that bullshit. Now here she is, in her own leaked twitter pics, in the bath tub and flashing her ass in a thong. I like her bad stripper tan lines on her ass, it makes me realize I can afford a lap dance.

Here’s a pic of Aubrey O’Day and an “Exhibit A on why not to get seven boob jobs” pic of Holly Madison at the topless revue “Peep Show” for the last month in Vegas. Personally I think Holly looks great. I’ve always wanted to bang a chick who had nipples like a compass, one pointing north, the other south.

Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane has been criticized recently for being a little too dye-happy – but she hasn’t been tending her own locks, she’s been playing colorist to her dog, Ginger.

“She likes to have looks,” O’Day tells Usmagazine.com. “It actually seems like such a taboo weird thing nowadays, but if you research online, you will see a whole underworld of dogs who are dyed.”

O’Day — who is working on a natural dog dye — tells Us she makes sure her vet approves any of the dyes she uses. She changes her dog’s appearance “for different occasions,” she says. She recently dyed her dog green because, O’Day says, she “loves the [Boston] Celtics.”

I don’t care what she says, if you dye your fucking dog stupid goddamn colors you should have your pet ownership rights revoked, indefinitely. There’s also a whole “underworld” of people who like to steal 11-year-old girls and keep them prisoner in their backyards for decades at a time, but that doesn’t mean that’s OK either.