Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz just announced their engagement. Try not to roll your eyes too much or they’ll stay that way forever. Asshole posted this message on the Friends or Enemies website:

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us.”- Ashlee and Pete

Papa Joe confirmed to People and said he’s “totally happy” and “so excited to have Pete as part of (our) family.” You know that man is crying inside

While Jessica Simpson was taking care of a kidney infection, her sister Ashlee Simpson was living it up with boyfriend Pete Wentz at last night’s OK! Magazine, Crush Management & Hilfiger Denim’s “Viva La Karaoke” in New York City.

Wentz’s ugly fake tie shirt irritates me even though I own one myself. I remember seeing the shirt at Plato’s Closet a couple of years ago and thinking to myself, “Hm. I should probably get this.” So I did. It was a bad move, but at least I don’t wear it in public!

Ashlee Simpson was given the title “CosmoGIRL! Born to Lead Awards” in NYC. Really? Ashlee?

What’s this I see? Ashlee Simpson looking might appetizing in a see-through cleavage revealing dress. It’s about time she ups her game, considering Jessica has been taking the sweater puppies out every chance she gets. Speaking of which, where’s Jessica been lately? I miss her. Sorry, Ashlee, I didn’t mean to turn this into a Jessica Simpson worship post, but regrettably, you’ll always be sloppy seconds.