Last night Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and beard Pete Wentz have welcomed their new baby boy, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Says E! Online about the birth:

The baby boy weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces and measured 20½ inches.

“Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening,” a rep for the new mom told E! News. “Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!”
The birth comes almost three weeks after the 29-year-old Fall Out Boy mastermind told Ryan Seacrest that his 24-year-old missus was “very pregnant…She’s at the very end, and it could happen at any point.”
As for the tot’s name, Wentz told Seacrest they were not looking to go down in the annals of punchline-ready celebrity monikers.

“I want to meet the baby first. My friend said it—you’ve gotta have a baby with a name that could be a rock star or a senator, so he’ll get work either way.”

BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ? First of all, his initials are BMW! Trust me. That wasn’t a coincidence. They just want free shit. Second of all, his short initials are BM. Third of all, the name Mowgli is already taken by that boy from “The Jungle Book”! This kid would literally be better of being raised by a bear from the jungle than old Emo Closet Gay and Spoiled Immature Princess Asshole…

Ashlee Simpson is reportedly carrying twins, according to E! Online:

Hip-hop artist Tyga, Pete’s buddy, says that the parents-to-be are expecting not one but two bundles of joy.
“They’re having twins,” Tyga said in an exclusive interview yesterday at the House of Hype’s pre-VMA barbecue. “They’re really happy.”

This isn’t the first time it’s been rumoured that the couple is expecting twins. In June, Pete referred to the unborn baby as “them” during a radio interview. Whether it’s a single birth or multiple, Ashlee is reportedly expected to pop out the kiddo(s) around Halloween.

Hold on to your hats, cause this shit is a total surprise: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirmed on the website Friends Or Enemies that they are expecting a little baby. The shotgun wedding wasn’t confirmation enough?

These two dumb whores wrote:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

Looks like we might have a new contestant in the fugliest baby of the year contest! I refuse to believe that these two idiots actually do sex. Pete only sticks the tip in, gets nervous, pulls out and then starts giggling like a school girl. I don’t even think Pete can produce semen!