Piece of trash and royal mess, Andy Dick, was arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings early this morning in Murrieta, California and charged with drug possession and sexual battery. According to TMZ

Around 1:15 AM this morning cops responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance. Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down. When he was searched, cops found weed and one Xanax in his pants pocket.

It’s looks like Matt Foley’s life plan has finally found a taker! Only instead of “living in a van down by the river,” it’s “sodomizing an underage girl in a van down by the wing joint.” Kinda the same, only creepier and more pathetic. I need a sponge bath after looking at his mug shot. That 17-year-old is going to need massive amounts of therapy.