Amy Winehouse already got a replica of CoCo’s ass balls implanted on her chest, and now she wants a matching pair for her butt area. That’s what one of her friends told The Sun.

Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her bust from a 32B to a 32D, but she’s is now said to be hooked on surgery and planning another breast enlargement and even bum implants.

‘Amy loves her boobs,’ a source [said]. ‘She thinks by having another operation and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.’

While I was on board with Wino’s transformation from creature of the crackhouse to the star of MTV’s “Becoming Jodie Marsh,” I don’t know if I can co-sign her getting breast implants on her ass. First of all, bitch’s asshole is probably going to suffocate and that’s sad. Second of all, does she really wants to look like Gargamel’s head on Jessica Rabbit’s body? Actually, that sounds kind of hot.

Here’s Amy Winehouse with her new tits in Camden last night.

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Amy Winehouse, who is calling herself a “Jewmaican” in the above video tries her hand at rapping. Hilarious!

Don’t give up the singing, that’s all we can say.

Amy Winehouse was spotted out Thursday night holding hands with her ex boyfriend Taylor James. Amy and Taylor went for a meal at Pizza Express in Covent Garden before dining again at nearby restaurant Livebait. Winehouse later performed a selection of songs at the Jazz After Dark club in central London, which ended in a scuffle outside the club.

A source said: “She was mobbed by fans in the tiny venue, and when one asked her for a kiss, she replied: “Sorry, I’m with my boyfriend. She got up on stage to perform a few song with the band, which went down a storm with the crowd.”

Usually, a Winehouse night out ends in tears, bloodshed, broken light bulbs, dead paps and dozens of burnt pieces of aluminum foil, but none of that happened yesterday. So yay for Winehouse, boo for us.

The News of the World is reporting that Amy Winehouse and her ex husband Blake Civil went on a romantic date last Friday.

A close friend of Winehouse revealed: “Amy had been secretly planning this meeting – but she told everyone she didn’t want to see Blake. The date went well. They had dinner and drinks.”

Apparently, Wino tried to sneaked Blake into her second London home on Saturday after their secret rendezvous at an Old Street bar, but they had to get pass her two security guards hired by the record company and her parents to keep her loser ex husband out.

The friend added: “Then – without anyone else knowing – she invited him back to her place early Saturday morning. They had a great night. Amy loved being in his company again. After everything they’ve been through, the pair both realise there’s still something strong between them. Amy has two full-time security men at her house. They were under strict instruction not to let Blake in. But Amy wasn’t having any of it, so she got him in through a back window so they could have some private time together away from prying eyes. Blake spent part of the night in the house, we think in Amy’s bedroom. She’s being very secretive about it but we know he was there.”

Great. More tattoos, Camden lost weekends and bloodied ballet pumps are on the horizon, it seems. Poor old Daddy Mitch.

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Amy Winehouse’s attempted comeback at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival over the weekend didn’t go so well. In fact, the audience booed her before completely abandoning the show mid-way through and walking off stage.

Amy seemed to have problems standing upright and struggled to remember the lyrics to her own songs; sadly illustrating she’s not quite ready to make that comeback she’s promised.

Look! It’s Amy Winehouse and she’s doing something unusual again. Winehouse is like that retarded kid who you always watch to see what dumb thing they do next. If it’s not trying to cut themselves with scissors or crawling on the ground to steal alcoholic beverages, it’s inexplicably climbing over fences.

The Daily Mail suggests that Amy was attempting to avoid the paparazzi. It worked out great. Her sweats got caught on one of the fence spikes and her neighbor had to help her down.

Amy Winehouse arrived back in the UK after spending the past few months on vacation in St. Lucia. During the seven hour flight back to London, Amy reportedly lashed out at a fellow passenger for “giving her the eye.”

A pal said: “Amy went wild. She thought this guy was giving her strange looks and just lost it.

“She was nervous about coming back and seeing Blake so it didn’t take much to push her over the edge.”

Amy arrived at Gatwick airport at 7.30am and declared: “I love London more than anyone in the world.”

Amy claimed she returned to London to reunite with her estranged husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, who was released from prison last week. Unfortunately for Amy, Blake had other plans. His mother said he still plans to divorce Amy, and “left the country” when heard Amy was headed back to town.

In other news, if you’ve ever wanted to visit St. Lucia, you better go now. The entire island is scheduled to be burned on Saturday. Thanks Amy!

Here’s Adriana Lima recreating Amy Winehouse for some Magazine. Surprisingly, she looks damn hot considering that Amy Winehouse is probably the nastiest woman on Earth.

Amy Winehouse and Joshua Bowman in St. Lucia

While her husband sits in jail figuring out who he has to fellate for his next fix, Amy Winehouse is busy hanging out with her new boytoy Joshua Bowman, 21, who she met in St. Lucia. Did I mention Josh is a struggling actor. Shocking, I know, but don’t worry, he’s not using Amy Winehouse for publicity. He said so himself.

‘She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh – she is such a lovely girl and on great form.

‘I can’t say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It’s not been all party-party. I don’t drink much at all as it happens.

‘It’s true to say that I’m a budding young actor. But I’d rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I’m being photographed with. I wasn’t waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.”

What a crazy coincidence that an aspiring actor just so happened to hook up with a woman in the tabloids nearly every day. Well you know how the old saying goes: Love works in mysterious, profitable ways.

Here she is: The Crackie Of The Caribbean!

Winehouse checked out of her month-long detox at the hospital and headed directly for St. Lucia where she had her first bath in fucking light years. News of the World says:

The troubled singer revealed her curves when she slipped off her bikini top for a dip in Caribbean paradise St Lucia [last week]. The Rehab star, who has battled drugs, was sporting a very healthy looking tum too.

The sea creatures are probably all cracked out from inhaling her crack dust. They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.

The Mirror says that Winehouse is in St. Lucia with friends through Christmastimes. While she’s there, Wino is going to sample the local crack, put a little sunshine on her cokey nips and probably slap a native or two… or eleventy.