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Human dolphin Michael Phelps might have more gold medals than God and the adoration of the entire nation, but he’s not good enough for former women’s breaststroke champion Amanda Beard. She denied the rumors on Johnjay and Rich’s radio show yesterday morning. Amanda could have kept it simple by just saying, “No, I’m not sucking on his dolphin fin.” Instead, she said “ewww” over and over again when asked about the rumors.

Amanda said:

“Eww, that’s nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste. He’s really not my type.”

Something tells me Amanda tried to sit on Michael’s golden peen once, but she couldn’t handle it.