Lindsay Lohan said she started preparing her 14 year old sister Ali for stardom. The aspiring singer has an E! reality show debuting this summer, and Lindsay would like her to “keep her head on straight.”

So what’s Lindsay’s best piece of advice for her little sister?

“Stay away from the clubs!” Lindsay, 21, tells told Extra in a new interview about Ali, 14, who recently told Teen Vogue, “I want [to be famous] so bad.”

Ooo wee, Lindsay should take her own advice.

UsWeekly posted a side-by-side of Lindsay Lohan when she was 13 and her sister, Ali Lohan, who is 13 now. Yup, 13 have changed a lot. We know this. Today 13-year-olds are having babies and bragging about it on Maury.

However, Lindsay jumped from 16 to like 35 overnight.

White Oprah said that Ali and Lindsay are a lot similar. She told UsWeekly, “My daughters have an interest in the arts and I support them.” and probably thinking to herself, “I can’t wait until she’s old enough so I can unbutton a few of these buttons and eventually buy her cute panties for when she exposes her crotch!”

What do you expect? Mommy needs a new Prada bag since Lindsay won’t be hosting any new year’s parties for a substantial amount of money. Its time to pimp out baby girl number 2 all in the name of cash.