Paris Hilton has been dragging around a new boy toy for about a week now. He’s a 22-year-old tourist from Sweden. According to Page Six she met his Swedish buns on a street corner. HA! HA! HA! Nobody wants Paris anymore, so she has to pick up her meat on the street. Foreign meat!

A source said, “We all met Alex on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood. The hostel is $27 a night and they shove in six people to a room. But in the morning there are all the pancakes you can eat. Our friend introduced him to Paris and she immediately took a liking to him. He’s very hot. He’s living much better now.”

ParIS has dragged him to NYC where she’s apparently trying to get him a modelling contract with Ford. Paris the Pimp!

WTF do these two talk about? She can’t speak English! Dumb bitch Paris probably just says Ikea and Abba over and over again.

And what is she doing to her hair?! Is she playing Peter Pan in a porn version?!