Alanis Morissette performed at the V Festival in Chelmsford over the weekend.

Alanis, I totally understood the first 30 pounds of weight gain. It was the inevitable result of an all-too tragic break-up. But as a friend, and by friend, I mean a guy who bought your last album, I’m getting a little worried now. You know, if the whole “angry female rocker” bit doesn’t work out, you’d make a great spokeswoman for Canadian bacon.

Alanis Morissette rocks out onstage during NBC’s Today Show concert series at Rockefeller Center on in New York City. What do you think of Alanis’ new look? You know what? eff you. If Ryan Reynolds dumped you, you’d gain a little weight, too, asshole. I admire her ability to even wake up in the morning. Good for you, Alanis.?