An illicit copy of an apparently “steamy,” still-FBI-classified film reel — 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which Marilyn Monroe performs oral sex on an unidentified man — was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million.

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews.

You know what would be even cooler than a Marilyn Monroe port-mortem sex tape? A Paris Hilton post-mortem sex tape, released the day after tomorrow.

In a new ad campaign that will promote safe sex and sex education, Johnny Depp has reportedly been offered $10 million to become the face of Trojan condoms. Figuratively I’m assuming. The Daily Star says:

Depp, 44, a big advocate of safe sex education, would be expected to appear in a series of offbeat TV commercials for the company’s new Magnum range. Trojan bosses believe “Rubber Johnny” would not only expand sales in the US but also help inspire an anti-AIDS campaign to send free condoms to third world countries. The Pirates Of The Caribbean star also holds huge sway with teen fans and one slogan the ad executives are playing with is: “Stand up with Johnny for safer sex.”

Are you kidding me? $10 million? For that money you can send an awful lot of free condoms to 3th world countries! He’d make a horrible spokesperson for a condom maker because no straight woman in her right mind would say no to having unprotected sex with Johnny Depp.

Milana Dravnel the women who took compromising photographs of Oscar De la Hoya wearing women’s underwear, says she will sue the boxer after the incident ruined her status.

Dravnel, 22, filed the lawsuit in New York today, asking $100 million alleging, among other charges, defamation and infliction of emotional distress.

The lawsuit claims she was having an affair with the boxer that lasted over a year when she look the photos now extensively spread on the Internet. Dravnel sold the pictures to a website in September for $70,000.

In the lawsuit Dravnel claims that De La Hoya’s lawyer Stephen Espinoza, convinced and exposed her to deny the photo’s legitimacy publicly, resulting in a media smear and ruined her name and modeling career.

Dravnel says she has “suffered from increased, severe levels of stress, anxiety and depression” and “has been unable to work since the incident,” reports The LA Times.

She is asking for monetary damages in addition to a public apology from the boxer, the Times say. No public comment has been made yet by De la Hoya concerning the lawsuit.