Kim Kardashian Is Getting Better

Kim Kardashian Is Getting Better

I’m still not sure how Twitter works or why I’m supposed to use it, but I do like the fact that it’s given women desperate for attention like Kim Kardashian a vehicle to post pictures of themselves in bikinis and other slutty outfits directly to the internet. Anyway, thanks to her magic pills, Kim is down from her playing weight of “fatty fatty boombalatty” to a healthy size 2. She tweeted on Saturday:

Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I’ve reached my goal!

And that goal must have been “amateur photoshop pixel stretching.” Congratulations, Kim! You fuckin’ nailed it.

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