Audrina Patridge Does Maxim

Sep 10, 2009 in Audrina Patridge

Here’s Audrina Patridge in the latest Maxim Magazine. I do have to say that along with the usual “sensuously eating fruit pose” and the obligatory bikini and bra shots, I’m a little confused by what Maxim is hinting at with the “hose between the legs” bit. Isn’t that usually reserved for men? Are they hinting at female ejaculation, perhaps? The benefits of douching? I don’t really know. I’m going to go outside and reenact this scene, and try to get some feedback from the neighbors. Cheerio!