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Susan Boyle made her return to Britain’s Got Talent looking a lot less frumpy. She sang something from Cats and of course everyone was amazed because that sound coming from her voice shouldn’t be coming from someone that looks like her. If this was Megan Fox, Simon Cowell would be whacking off while that girl judge would be seething with envy.

Is she trying to kiss him or deepthroat his face? Not sexy at all. The way I see it, there are only two reasonable excuses why anyone should kiss like this. Either if you saw a glob of spaghetti sauce on your partner’s chin and wanted to clean it off … Or, if you’re a golden retriever. Period. Sure, “Hey everyone, look at me, I’m such a disgusting whore” is technically an excuse, but I did specify “reasonable.”

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were recently married in two separate ceremonies. One in Santa Monica and another in Costa Rica. Now Radar claims that Gisele has already told close friends that she’s been knocked up. This will make it Tom’s second child with a supermodel. The first one being with Bridget Moynahan.

Oh, sure Tom. Rub it in all our faces. Not only are you a quarterback for the Pats and get to bang super rich models all day, but also now we find out you’re insanely virile. Whatever dude. Fuck you and your fabulous life.