Rihanna wants police to return the $1.4 million in jewelry she wore the night Chris Brown allegedly beat her. Us Weekly reports:

According to a motion filed Tuesday by her attorney Donald Etra, police seized a pair of earrings and three rings as evidence after the Feb. 8 attack in Los Angeles, the Associated Press reports.

Her attorney said the bling was on loan – and the four companies want the items back.

I don’t know anything about policing, but why would the cops take all her jewelry? Were her earrings really evidence? Why didn’t they just rummage through her purse? “Hey, sorry, we’re gonna have to take this $500 in cash. As evidence. This is very important stuff.”

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At her concert in Oakland, a huge chunk of Britney Spears weave fell out during the tricky “guy picks her up and they spin around” move. But that wasn’t the most shocking part of the show. No, the most shocking thing was the tensile strength of the wire used to suspend both the dancer AND Britney in mid-air.

Petra Nemcova did a spread for DT magazine where she’s naked and on blocks of ice. I’ve heard of icing your nipples, but this shit is ridiculous. I have no understanding at all about the artistic nature of this, but she’s nude, so, hell yeah!