Rihanna went to Bang Bang the other day to get some new ink. Two guns on each side of her ribcage. Because I guess being the victim of domestic abuse makes a person really just want to glamorize violence. One thing’s for sure, Chris Brown might think want to twice before putting his hands on her again now that she’s got a gun tattooed on her. Clearly, this person is a force to be reckoned with. Don’t fuck with Rihanna or she might … shoot you with the cute little imaginary gun she has drawn on her side. Well done.

Paris Hilton helped Kathy Griffin film an episode of her show My Life on the D-List last night at Kitson. The two wore matching outfits which was all well and good until Kathy decided to flash her teal panties at Paris. Two things. First, Kathy Griffin and flash should never appear in the same sentence ever again. Second, Ahhhhhh, what have you done to my beautiful eyes?!

Rapper T.I. was arrested in 2007 and charged with possession of three unregistered machine guns, two silencers and possession of firearms by a convicted felon. Today he was sentenced to one year and one day in jail for those crimes. He has 30 to 60 days to check into prison.

All those guns are a little overkill. Usually on my dates all I need is a really big knife. T.I., you’re doing it wrong.