Rich Men Don’t Wear Plaid

Rich Men Don’t Wear Plaid

American Idol’s main crank case Simon Cowell arrived to check in at the One Devonshire Gardens hotel in Glasgow, Scotland, on Tuesday.

He was aided by a man servant seemingly dressed to remind everyone that yes, you are in Scotland.

Fuck, I knew I should have asked for a man servant for Christmas and not a Nintendo Wii. Stupid thing doesn’t even know how to make a decent drink.

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