Amy Winehouse and Joshua Bowman in St. Lucia

While her husband sits in jail figuring out who he has to fellate for his next fix, Amy Winehouse is busy hanging out with her new boytoy Joshua Bowman, 21, who she met in St. Lucia. Did I mention Josh is a struggling actor. Shocking, I know, but don’t worry, he’s not using Amy Winehouse for publicity. He said so himself.

‘She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh – she is such a lovely girl and on great form.

‘I can’t say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It’s not been all party-party. I don’t drink much at all as it happens.

‘It’s true to say that I’m a budding young actor. But I’d rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I’m being photographed with. I wasn’t waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.”

What a crazy coincidence that an aspiring actor just so happened to hook up with a woman in the tabloids nearly every day. Well you know how the old saying goes: Love works in mysterious, profitable ways.