Here she is: The Crackie Of The Caribbean!

Winehouse checked out of her month-long detox at the hospital and headed directly for St. Lucia where she had her first bath in fucking light years. News of the World says:

The troubled singer revealed her curves when she slipped off her bikini top for a dip in Caribbean paradise St Lucia [last week]. The Rehab star, who has battled drugs, was sporting a very healthy looking tum too.

The sea creatures are probably all cracked out from inhaling her crack dust. They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.

The Mirror says that Winehouse is in St. Lucia with friends through Christmastimes. While she’s there, Wino is going to sample the local crack, put a little sunshine on her cokey nips and probably slap a native or two… or eleventy.