I didn’t think I could possibly hate PETA more than I already did, but that was before they unleashed these photos of Garfield’s Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian onto the world like Godzilla onto a small Japanese metropolis. The anti-fur website Fur is Dead says:

Khloe and her family have taken not only Hollywood but the entire country by storm. Everyone wants to know what she and her famous siblings are up to, who their dates are, and what they are wearing. In Khloe’s case, rest assured that it won’t be fur — PETA’s gorgeous new “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad [stars] none other than Khloe herself.

“Taken the country by storm,” was it? Funny, that’s not the way I remember it. I’d say it’s more like “plagued the country like a case of genital warts that refuses to go away no matter how many times you burn them with a lighter or pour pesticides on your crotch.” I guess it’s just a matter of perspective.