America’s favorite lucite-heeled skank, Shauna Sand, filed a temporary restraining order yesterday against her husband Romain Chavent. The former Playboy Playmate alleged that Romain punched her in her still-recovering-from-plastic-surgery boobs. Oh no, Shauna’s secret is out! She has implants! From TMZ:

Among the claims, Shauna says Romain once “threatened to sell nude photos of my children that he took of them when he was babysitting.”

In the documents, Shauna also claims in March 2008, Chavent punched her in the stomach and threw her into a wall. And in 2007, Romain allegedly strangled, punched and threw Sand across the room. Shauna says she was granted a restraining order for the 2007 incident, but had it dismissed “because he promised to change.”

Wait, what? The first thing that comes to mind when I babysit is how much beer this kid needs to fall asleep not how I can trick them into getting nude so I can take pictures of them to use for blackmail. Jesus, the only thing this guy hasn’t done is push an old lady down the stairs and kill a kitten. The next thing on his todo list is probably “kick a field goal with a baby.”