Kirsten Dunst Has A Stalker

 Kirsten Dunst Has A Stalker

It’s no surprise that the most beautiful woman in the world would have a stalker. The surprise is that she hasn’t had hundreds and hundreds… The BBC says:

Kirsten Dunst has gained a restraining order against a man caught trespassing in her home.
Christopher Smith is due to appear in court later this month after Dunst’s personal assistant carried out a citizen’s arrest on him in November.
The film star was not there at the time, but has since stated that she is “quite frightened” of Mr Smith.
He has been found at Dunst’s home several times since in recent weeks, documents have shown.

Dunst says in the declaration:

“Christopher Smith has repeatedly shown up uninvited at my place of residence in Los Angeles, going to so far as to ignore police warnings, bypass my personal security measures, trespass on my property, and attempt to gain entry into my home.

Mr. Smith’s sudden, aggressive, and harassing efforts to contact me are extremely frightening. I fear not only for my own personal safety, but also for the safety and well being of my housemate and assistant.”

Christopher Smith told the court that he’s in love with her and connects with her spiritually.

Anyway this dude ain’t right. I have the perfect solution for Kirsten’s situation. Obviously, this dude has a strange obsession with wet marshmallows. Kirsten should just send him a giant bag of soggy Kraft Jet-Puffed Marshmallows with a little baby tooth and scraggly blond wig attached to it. He won’t know the difference.

That should keep his creepy ass busy for a few a years.

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