DUMB BITCH OF THE DAY
Nov 14, 2008 in DUMB BITCH OF THE DAY
Just in case you had the gall to think Madonna and A-Rod’s relationship didn’t go deeper than bench presses and fucking, she’ll have you know he has the deep and complex soul of a poet. So there.
Sources close to Madge tell the Chicago Sun-Times she’s so smitten with her rumored Yankee lover, she informed a close pal he “has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body.” Rodriguez, meanwhile, has been writing “sweet, personal and rambling expressions of his feelings,” the paper reports. “Sort of like old-fashioned love notes.”
Aw. That’s sweet. And A-Rod has been telling his friends that Vadge has the vagina of a T-Rex on Hulk’s body.
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