According to the National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again. Her friends are supposedly “begging her” to get an abortion . . . by jumping off a bridge . . . OK, maybe they didn’t say that thing about the bridge, but it seems like a great way to solve her problems. A source told the magazine:

“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical. Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out. Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. She’d expected to have her period by early September. A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out.”

Oh sure, laugh all you want now, but in six or so years, Jamie Lynn’s gonna be the one laughing when she has two different kids to go coon huntin’ for supper. What you call poor planning, I call planning for the future.