Paris Hilton Presents “Fairy “Dust”
Oct 1, 2008 in Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton does her best Tinkerbell idea in the new print ads for her latest fragrance, Fairy Dust. It’s due to hit stores some time next month, so smelling like a cheap whore covered in glitter is only thirty days away! Exciting note about the ad: those little sparkly things floating around her are not really bits of fairy dust. It’s what happens to crabs that have been exposed to the Paris Hilton’s crotch — they turn phosphorescent and gains the ability aerodynamically generates lift. Kinda like what happened to the Sand Man when he fell into that pit of irradiated sand in Spider-Man, only with way more genital itching.
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