Britney Spears was spotted wearing a wig late last night while leaving the set for the “Womanizer” video. She apparently plays some sort of slutty waitress who straddles a guy while eating cherries.

One witness tells Usmagazine.com it features plenty of “erotic” choreography. (According to a leaked copy of the single, lyrics include: “Boy don’t try to front / I know just what gets you off.”)

In one scene, Spears (who wears tight, black leather pants and fake tattoos on her arms in the video) lies on a kitchen counter and later straddles and makes out with a man dressed in business suit. The scene continues with Spears sucking on cherries or dangling them around her mouth, all while straddling and crawling all over the man, the witness says.

I don’t know about you guys, but it sounds like kind of a snoozer to me. Cherries? Really? Britney has played the virgin, whore, stripper, space hooker and crazy British chick. There’s really just not much territory left that she hasn’t already covered. I mean, I guess technically there is, but last night I checked seducing large, domesticated animals on film was still illegal in all 50 states.

Natalie Portman is without a bushy beard this morning, because she has reportedly canceled her relationship with silent-movie actress Devendra Banhart. No, he’s a musician, but his name was meant for a different era.

People reports:

Natalie Portman and her folk-rocker boyfriend Devendra Banhart have broken up. Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his “Carmensita” video, which was shot last March. A short time later, they took their romance public when they were spotting kissing on the streets of New York and over a sushi dinner at Jewel Bako. A fan of Banhart’s music, Portman had asked him to donate a track to the charity compilation she curated on iTunes, Big Change: Songs for FINCA. She returned the favor by forgoing her usual fee to appear in the video. “They got together right after the video shoot,” a source said at the time.”

Devendra Banhart kinda looks like Jesus, except Jesus could do cool stuff like raise you from the dead and put your ear back on when one of your friends cut it off. Banhart wears eyeliner and silk scarves and writes songs about seahorses and butterflies. Who knows why Natalie Portman broke up with him, but let’s not rule out that he might have stolen her nail polish.

I don’t like it when celebrities get political, I much prefer it when they do what they’re supposed to do and show off their tits, but here is Mila Kunis wearing a Vote Barack t-shirt on the set of her film Extract. Not sure if this is going to make a difference in the outcome of the election, but if she were to get some implants and then wear that shirt, who knows? Boobs can be very persuasive.