Britney Spears Topless For Charity
Sep 29, 2008 in Britney Spears

When I first read about this, my instantaneous thought was, What, Britney’s going topless so citizens will throw clothes at her? Or maybe she’s going to feed the hungry with the leftover cheeseburger bits and Bacos stuck in her bellybutton? The reality is a lot more boring, since the picture of her that’s being auctioned off on eBay is actually a painting of a photo of a topless Britney. Way to pull a fast one, Britney! In fact, that painting would look awesome in my living room next to panther floor lamp. I’m off to place my bid! I sure hope they take Monopoly money.


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