Kim Kardashian has swallowed being called a lot of things - dummy, slut, human urinal - but one thing she won’t stomach is being called a liar. After several commenters on her website accused her lying about her waist size, Kim found a way to prove them all wrong. MSNBC says:

“I am really sick and tired of people being so mean and nasty and assume I am lying,” she wrote, adding, “JUST FOR YOU NON-BELIEVERS, I WILL POST A VIDEO BLOG OF ME SHOWING YOU GUYS MY SIZE 27 JEANS LATER TONIGHT!”

True to her word, the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star filmed the tags from three pairs of her favorite jeans, and in order to head off any conspiracy theories before they began, Kim squeezed into each pair of dungarees for the camera.

In Kim’s defense, I am the same height as her and I also wear size 27 jeans. But since my ass doesn’t resemble a Weeble Wobble, (they wobble but never fall down!) my daily dressing routine involves significantly less heaving and jumping up and down. Hell, with enough struggling and lube, I could probably tell people that I fit into jeans from BabyGap - but at the end of the day I’d only be lying to myself. And Jesus hates liars. Of course, Jesus also hates girls who let themselves get urinated on by black dudes on camera, so the lying stuff is really the least of Kim’s concerns.