Rumer Willis used to have pictures of stepdad Ashton Kutcher on her wall. Awk-ward. She told Cosmo (UK):

“It was strange when mom started seeing Ashton in 2003. I was 15 and he was a real heartthrob – I had pictures of him on my wall! I remember mom saying her new ‘friend’ was going to hang out with us. I said, ‘What’s his name?’ And she goes, ‘Ashton.’ And I said, ‘Whoa – Ashton Kutcher?’ I freaked out a bit and blushed. When he came round, though, it wasn’t awkward. I realized I’d never seen my mother happier. It was like watching two 16-year-olds going to the prom!” (Source)

Weird. One minute her index finger is named Ashton Kutcher, and the next her father is. This story’s actually got me thinking. What would I do if Megan Fox suddenly became my stepmom? Besides the obvious “drill a hole in the bathroom wall” and “riffle through her underwear drawer on a daily basis,” I’d probably earn myself a lot of spankings.