Miley Cyrus Dating An Underwear Model
Sep 17, 2008 in Miley Cyrus, Justin Gaston

15-year old Miley Cyrus and her 20-year old underwear model boyfriend Justin Gaston made it to the house of the Lord this past Sunday in matching jeans and wifebeaters. Or as I like to call it, the typical white trash ensemble. As seen on television’s C.O.P.S and Jerry Springer! Throw in an extra-wide belt buckle and barf-stained imitation suede cowboy boots and you’ve got yourself a bonafide State of Tennessee Dress Uniform. WIC checks, generic brand cigarettes and statutory rape charges sold separately. See Wal-Mart for details.


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