Christina Aguilera Is All Breast And Leg

Sep 4, 2008 in Christina Aguilera

Drag queen hybrid Christina Aguilera launched her new fragrance “Inspire” at the Herald Square Macy’s in New York yesterday. As always, her tits were front and center. Well, not so much center, exactly. Maybe front and “decidedly askew.” Front and “one at five; one at nine.” Front and “you need to fucking sue your plastic surgeon already, you hideous silicone freak of nature.”