The distributors of the 2006 direct-to-DVD bomb, National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, are suing Paris Hilton because they claim she failed fulfill her promotional obligations. OK! reports:

Worldwide Entertainment Group, the company behind the movie, is suing the celebutante for $75,000 because they claim she did not fulfill the “reasonable promotion and publicity” part of her agreement. The hotel heiress, who recently starred in the similarly dismal The Hottie & the Nottie, was paid $1 million to appear in and “executive produce” it - not a bad deal considering the film barely managed to gross that much in global ticket sales and never even had a U.S. release.”

I’m supposing the “reasonable promotion” including stocking bar room crappers with the official movie poster and copies of the unrated DVD. You know, so patrons would have something to steady that wobbly bar stool or wipe their ass with after a case of the beer shits.