Shelley Malil, the guy who played Haziz in The 40 Year Old Virgin, was arrested yesterday outside San Diego after stabbing his ex-girlfriend . . . 20 fucking times. Haziz arrived to his ex’s home late Sunday night and found her with another man in the backyard. He grabbed a knife, stabbed her, and then chased her through the home, also stabbing her male companion. The victim is currently in critical condition at a local hospital but is expected to survive. Her two kids were home at the time of the attack. A neighbor told San Diego’s KNSD:

“Her chin was almost entirely cut off. She had a huge gash in her arm that looked like a really deep wound that was bleeding profusely. She asked me to hold her and I could feel a lot of gashes in her back as well.”

He stabbed her 20 times? C’mon, that seems like a bit of an exaggeration. It was probably closer to 15. Give the guy a break. Who among us has never left an ex-girlfriend or two in critical condition? Those in glass houses . . .