George Clooney Has A Stalker
Aug 12, 2008 in George Clooney

George Clooney seemed almost bemused when a female fan waddled in front of his bike while on a ride through Portofino, Italy today. He didn’t stop, of course, because she’s unattractive. I do the same thing. If he was a real biker he would’ve punched her in the ovaries. George missed out on extra points hitting her. I get 50 points for pets, 100 for the elderly, 500 for kids, and 1,000 for fatties.


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