The Global War on Terror just got a little douchier — The Hills’ Heidi Montag and her boyfriend Spencer Pratt are heading overseas to visit the troops, inspired by Heidi’s late stepbrother’s service in the Middle East. According to People magazine

“My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq,” the Hills star [says] in an interview. “It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there.”

Montag’s stepbrother, Eric O’Hara, 24, died in an accident in March at the Steamboat Springs, Colo., hotel where he worked.

She’d better hope the only place over there is a military hospital. Trust me, the only way some soldier is going to stick around for all four and a half minutes of “Body Language” is if they’re missing their ambulatory means of escape or are totally deaf from all the roadside bombings.

The two sacks of shit posing for staged pics at an L.A. gun range: