Britney Spears is going on tour with Madonna. But in a safe, videotaped format where concertgoers will be sequestered from her cooch and therefore less likely to demand a refund. People reports:

“Britney is going to film something for Madonna’s show in the next week or so,” Madonna’s rep, Liz Rosenberg, tells PEOPLE.
As for details about what they will be doing – and where it will be filmed – Rosenberg says, “I don’t know. It’s a secret.”

Let me guess- it would be the ULTIMATE ego trip to “revive” Britney’s career. That is Madonna’s ultimate motivation in everything. It is painfully obvious that the whole world is sick of Britney and if Madonna can turn that around, then she sure as shit will be convinced that is more powerful than God himself.