Britney Spears is back together with her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib! It’s like Romeo and Juliet, only with more crack hair and chin pubes. According to TMZ

The last few months Adnan has been getting into the gated community where Brit lives. They have been “together,” though we can’t say it’s still going on. We know they have been texting back and forth, at times complaining that Daddy Jamie is too “controlling” by trying to put the kibosh on the relationship.

I’ll say. Clearly Britney’s in control and capable of making informed decisions for herself. Honestly — and I know this sounds clichéd — but it seems like Britney’s dad and these so-called “doctors” are just jealous because they’ve never experienced true love. Sometimes you just have to sit back and let your heart — and the voices in your head — guide you. First making her wear underpants, and now this? The last time someone had that much control over my genitals, I was in a leather diaper and chained to a wall with a ball gag in my mouth.