Britney’s Ass Needs A Good Wax

Jul 1, 2008 in Britney Spears

It’s been a while since we’ve been forced to eyeball Britney Spears nether regions, so here you go. Nothing much has changed, truly, although she seems to have sprouted a nice crop of crack hair in the last three months. I’m talking knit-a-sweater kind of crack hair. Or perhaps Spanish moss really is migrating South this summer, if you know what I mean! The ass crack. I’m talking about the ass crack here. Wasn’t sure that I was making that clear. What I mean is, she has a hairy crack. Yeah, subtlety is sorta my strong point. I’m kinda a wizard with words.