Steven Tyler Do Crocs Rock?
Jun 27, 2008 in Steven Tyler
When crocs are acceptable: If you’re a middle-aged housewife who also wears curlers in her hair to the supermarket; if you’re a child aged 12 and under; going to Wal-Mart; if you’re going to the zoo; for blogging, but only if no one ever knows; to a swimming pool, if the swimming pool is in your back yard; or, if you wear them ironically to a black-tie event.
When crocs are unacceptable: When you’re rich; when you’re a rock star; when you’re male; when you’re 60 or over; when you’re wrote a song called “Dude Looks Like a Lady,” or when you’re motherfucking Steven Tyler!!!!
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