Matt Damon Is A Mustache Man
Jun 26, 2008 in Matt Damon
You know, I never understood the sex appeal of Matt Damon until now. Probably because it brings back memories of my 11th grade algebra teacher. Say what you will, but 35-year-old math enthusiasts who never had sex before make for surprisingly generous lovers. Unfortunately, they also make for unsurprisingly huge crybabies after you dump them for a senior on the wrestling team.
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